disastrophe

to yuri: thanks much for moving my grade up to a 4. brings my gpa up to a 3.3. i love you and want to make a baby with you a la "Junior"
to the shemale who was eyeballing me in line at Se Wrappe: jesus christ are you a man or a woman? seriously, you look like grizzly adams, and that mystery bulge in your britches is freaking me out. also, why does it matter how exactly i spell my name? all you're doing is calling it out so i can get my damn chicken caeser wrap. fuck, you could have spelled it Spinzurplac and i still would have known the motherfucker was for me. im the only one around here, bitch.
to livesay: LOLOLOLO u cussed in clazz OMG u r 2 funn-e. for christ sake, any dumbfuck can curse (look at me!). also, you have ginormous titties for a man, and as for all your self-righteous bullshit about marriage and sex, it would be a little different if you were in some way attractive. you look like something a retarded badger shat out.
to jobs: fuck you
to german class: please for the love of god stay with me




"He thought big and called it a phallic"
-Black Francis