disastrophe

the caper of the century, which no one was there to see
dongalong dump ear nose throats
shuffle the fuck up, seriously, im tired of this rigamarole
kant you feel it?
that sick gluggluggluging at your windows edge
asphyxiated outwards in a demons last queef
they all asked the same question and we pointed to the same felon
nothing resolved, nothing solved
integral INTEGRAL dis-ease DIS-EASE
whats mine ismine
kyoopee ass goblin awe-full bliss
scrambled-de-secrambled
intrinsically linked to jealousy, the bad Jealous E
he chortled, we like chortles
lollin' online
and thats when he knew, beyond everything else, that this was what it was truly like to be

a: my mom says that i drink too much soda, but i read that it is better for you than water
b: thta's beyond stupid, where did you read that?
a: the same place a read about how handsome i was
b: you're just writing this all down yourself then reading it, aren't you?
a: hold on a sec, i'm getting reports from reliable sources that you're a complete douchebag. i've got to go to press with this.