disastrophe

as logic stands you couldn't meet a man whos from the ffuuuutuuurre-ture-ture.....

don't make this fake.. last second of li----ife, faux obsolete....assemble the Empire..
HAIIIIKUUUUU!!!!!
School postponed for now (5)
snow falling from endless skies (7)
and I'm still asleep (5)
limerick:
there once was a talking cat
who talked so much he got hit by a Bat
he said with a grin
and blood on his chin
if my ear was cool id be a dolphin!!!

this makes no sense
im sorry mama, didn't mean to make you cry; but tonite, im cleanin out ma closet

back by unpopular supply

time for a long post, like the kind you put fences upon
my favorite thing in the world is pretentiousness. and music, but i cant make music and i CaN be pretentious so i therefour like it better

poe, ummmm?
i know im no better
nor smarter
nor wetter
a perfect day for sweater.
(no_break)
Yet on this omnibus
which i ride so omnibusly
this wicked
universe
is revealed
to
me
uh.... Thusly.

Life in itself
is hardlee wurth
living with----
---out certain key elements present in most all lives save the
lonelystupidmassespiningforsomething t h a t th ey mostcertainly cann ot reach...

once again the late nite serves no purpose but the allmity creep out. read the inside jacket of the dredg cd el cielo and i cant sleep out of fear. posts look much better in white background than green and weird looking blogger colour. stupid girl in my classs always points out when i spell it like that, the whitetrash biyabiya. i do it know just because i laugh when she says in her hick voice, uhh you spelled dat wrong again! well i dont care about that you damn fool i only ccare about my tired slep eyes and the way it hurts to look at this flat lcd monitor. totally different from a tube monitor.or crt or whatever big monitors are called.
expect the expected
out'n'about
like if a meteor flew from the sky missing ebert and smacking siskel's skull
using "ill"-etertion in regulars english class can only bring mis-success.

ack, now there's no way stopping the bird attacks!

Yo' ass don't has permission access /articles// on this server."
shizzolator is sweet

can you believe all that has happened in only 7 days?
i mean really, my god....

this is not my beautiful house, my god, what have i done?

you want me
fucking well come and find me
i'll be waiting
with a gun and a pack of sandwiches
and nothing

thats how i feel...as told through the eyes of thom yorke

2plus2makes5

why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know
Go ask your dad.

i dont believe in anything ...........



except puddin'

3 phrases occupy my mind. hmmm.

this is it boys, this means war.
I hope not all of the consequences from my recent actions suck
Well i always wanted to be more akward.

forever and a day well spent
thinking how the world might end
fiery comet sped from heaven?
vials three or trumpets seven?

no friend, censorship, affirmative action
that wretched man, reverend jesse jackson
crooked cop and paid off judge
eye of newt and blubbity bludge
(not a good rhymer)

i believe trees are the way to go. once you get past their rough exterior you find a heart of GOLDEN SAP!

ive just broken in through cracks in the long division!

won tickets to sparta off the edge. sweetness undoubtedly will ensue. sick... at home....
feels like im gettin jackhammered behind my schnoz. and they guy doin it is pourin acid down my throat at the same time.
soup, my only friend.
I found happiness at the bottom of this can.
The circle is now complete.

darknesss
imprisoning me,
all that i see
absolute horror.
i cannot live,
i cannot die,
trapped in myself;
body my holding cell.

sparta come to town in a week....holy shito its gonna be sweeeeettt

Hi im the manatee i live in the oceans and tributaries of florida! I have to watch out for speed boats, or i might get my limbs cut off in their propelors!
whatever sea cow!!!!
wow, madam i must say that is a stellar sea cow!!!

been thinkin about you, and theres no rest

addendum to below::::::
blow me the popeski...
in the popemobile
from fourteen kitchens over, send me a wholly rolling pin
to smack you and your friends and your stupid ideas of how certain people should dress
you are so faux-accepting and hate others close mindedness, but you arent smart enough to see that your differences make you the exact fucking same!
listen up you stupid schmuck landon weiss:::
you think you are so different? look at the twenty other kids you hang out with who wear the same black clothes and hate christians like you do! yeah you are different and intersting and non-conformist! no one acts like you!
guess what? face the simple fact that there are few things you can do to be different. you arent any different if you wear crap from american eagle and gap or hot topic. the book s the same the covers different you moron. you cant be your own person by dressing differently. you can never invent your own special type of person, simply by dressing unlike the crowd. Listen if you want to be that different wear a fuckin tunic to school, you dumb bitch. but guess what? youll be a jesus poser, tryin to be all tunicy with your stupid tunic!
the real reason you are different is because you have a strange wittiness or youre smart or whatever you have. but not you landon. noooo you are a dumb bitch. you are not funny. you have no wit. you make me sick, not because you dont wear deoderant, no because you think you are such a fuckin martyr to the cause of being different. no you set yourself up for that shit. in fact, fuck all you different to be different stupid white trash morons who can never keep their shit together and have to be different to draw some sort of attention. you are always trying so hard to be different. you are all just as bad as the kid who wears khakis and button down oxfords every day.
now our song has just begun

never lived in a trailer, better off than had I
never liked married...With children, or roseanne, i hated it all
never ever EVER in my long legged-life; seen a long-legged sailor with a long-legged wife
i wish i knew someone who liked boardgames
the only time im happy is when im near you. no not you. YOU
bachelorette is just an overglorified gangbang
-john stewart, paraphrased


song of the day.........
sounds like...radiohead...uhh....kid A...mmmm
in limbo? PSYCHE!!!!
pull/pulk revolving doors
hehehe..

there are those that let you in and out.......
oooohh creepy.....
late makes me creepout
especially with that crazy kitten smile ya know?
im in love with everyone i cant stand by
no commas needed please
or comas

i write poetry some times.. i wrote one about allison koerner
::clears throat::
Your name in german is king,
you are such a wonderful thing.
Whether worshippin mormon,
or grillin like foreman,
your voice, like an angel who sings.

(ghost written by bill shakespeare)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

we were lucky to find this canoe

sound the alarm on the truck stops
hookers givin bjs to the lonely old truckers
can you blame them? can I blame them?
No, Stop, can you hear it?
gentle moans from the lonely hoes
I can't blame them! I cant blame them!
honkhonkhonk goes the lonely trucker
pick up the drifter and stab 'em in the head
can you blame them? can I blame them?
cut his eyes out shove em in the cab
rape his anus rape his mouth
I can't blame them! I cant blame them!

disturbing..... to say the least

miles to go with alligators, masticate with you, darth vader!!!

learned to see with my third eye today, soon itll be four then who knows?!?!! i could be using your eyes or your moms and then ill look back in time in her memory to see you crappin in your pants and crying. Ill come tell you about it and stir up bad memories. You will be forced to drown your sorrows in a sea of dirty rice and a minister will try to take you into his homeless center, but youll be at your home and itll be all for naught! then ill make her come into your room late at night when your sleeping and touch you like you arent supposed to let people touch you. youll wake up and she puts a chloroformed rag over your nose and then youll wake up in a tent in the middle of the forest. two trolls come out and steal your wallet then a goat comes up and eats your shoes. you get pneumonia and die. the same goat ironically eats your guts. he gallops away and dies of skin cancer

happy chinese new year...
black history month i mean