disastrophe

i went out to my car this morning to find my checkbook. one thing leads to another and im suckin off this 6'3" latino/a hermie so s/he doesnt kill my brother. i look up to see the face of a dinosaur and think to myself "WWJD?" i call forth a meteor to kill the dino-whore and ascend into heaven, whereupon i am greeted by a bearded figure who claims to be god. so i says to the guy, i says to him, i says "ive seen god, and you, sir, are no god." ZIING. Thus begins the battle for heaven.
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Battle for Heaven Hymn

Call forth the horn of the ram
Blow mightily upon the trumpets
Break the seal to the eternal portal
And let loose the plagues upon the enemies of heaven

The angel of death draws nigh
And fells daemons with his brilliant broadsword
Satan on his sleek dark serpent
Bellowing curses in unuttered tongues

The true god lays slain on his throne
last words : "Before i go
Tell jesus i love him and to take care of his mother and bro"
And thats when jesus arrives

His gat is gleaming and full of bullets.
He is OG, No one would deny this
as he unloads clip after clip he sings this song
The battle for heaven hymn goes marching along

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Dusk, sameday: everyone is dead. jesus (jesse) sits at the corpse of his father. a single tear rolls down his cheek as the camera fades out. he knows that he will have to be: NEWGOD