disastrophe

again sorry for the shemales

"For a year Felix was legally in charge of one-fourth of Terra's forced-labor camps."

in response to your gay redlight post:
you are a total hoe.

sorry for the she-males

I just drank a carton of Pine-Orange Banana, DarE Me ToO DriVe????

youve all been tricked. not like hahaha april fools tricked, like sold as a prostitute. you dont even realize it. sometimes i ponder what if the caspian sea should merger over my shoulders with irish lakes and seoul suburbia. abandond ship. run far away leave your things in the street, and run wild. RUNWILD>>>>> c.o.m.p.l.e.t.e

i feel like fuggin linkiana jones. seriously stop with the jumpin puzzles. bye guise

ive come to the point where i can eat like, a sandwich a day, and be totally full till i go to sleep. i guess i think im fat.

show me the world, as i'd love to see it. id tell all me friends, but theyd never believe me, they think that i've finally lost it completly. show them the stars, and the meaning of life. shut me away, but id be allright, im just uptight.

wow. i cant believe we just went over this shit.

dios mio.

excerpt
About an hour later, I had an interminable pressure building. If you know what I mean. I scurried around looking for a bathroom, finally finding one in one of those big chain bookstores.
So I run in and discover, to my dismay, that the toilet seat is just covered with whiz. Disgusting. SO I wipe it off with a paper towel, and then I get another paper towel wet and wipe it down with that and then wipe it down with another dry one, and then I notice the puddle of whiz on the floor. I take some paper towels and rub them around on the floor with my foot until all the whiz is gone, and then I sit down.
At this point, I'm committed. My ass is on the seat. I'm settled in to read some of the graffitti on the wall.
Just then...
I notice the copy of "Feel the Heat VI-- Letters to Penthouse Magazine" next to me on the toilet paper dispenser.
And it's soiled. Yes. soiled.
I let out a high-pitched girlish scream and batted it to the floor.
Then I ran home and showered with steel wool.

damn it. same thing as below.
in summary: fuck micah

a handshake of carbon monoxide

wow i spent like 10 minutes on a phat rhyme, and i hit backspace, and went back to front page of blogger.
all i remember is this:

Therapy is what ya need,
for ya herpes, spreadin your seed
while ya nuts just bleed.

often imitated, over-rated,
but never duplicated.

karma police
arrest this man.
he talks in maths,
he buzzes like a fridge
hes like a detuned radio.

karma police
arrest this girl
her hitler hairdo
is makin me feel ill
and we have crashed her party

this what youll get
this what youll get
this what youll get when you mess with us

karma police
ive given all i can
its not enough
ive given all i can
but were still on the payroll

this what youll get
this what youll get
this what youll get when you mess with us

for a minute there
i lost myself, i lost myself
phew for a minute there
i lost myself, i lost myself

for a minute there
i lost myself, i lost myself
phew for a minute there
i lost myself, i lost myself

3 rules, for living here:
No hooking
no dope
and no contact with snakeskin, your pimp.

sage words

oh, by the by the new gba's comin out and so is fuggin new zelda game.
dont worry if i lock myself in my room for a while.
i really like the game, is all.

this is the greatest day of my life. i feel so nice about everything thats happening. Psyche, crap on this!!!!
im so sad, i just wanna cry my li'l eyes out. I am soo sad about my crappy life! Again, poop on this!!!!
in all seriousness, tho, im really upset about my parents' religious zealousness. it kinda irks me that they expect us to follow EXACTLY their footsteps, religiously, while good ol' mum found out "religion" by herself. oh well shes a total hippo-crit. thats cool crap on her.

on the butterfinger commercial:
why dont you old fucks save up the money and buy another pair of dentures, instead of eating so many freakin butterfingers?
it makes no sense! look at your thirdworld poverty-stricken-ass lifestyle. chill out on the luxury items you morons.

i dunno why i put up with this bullcrap.

Don't ever think too closely as to where you are,
Because you won't know where you're going.
Likewise,
Don't ever think too closely as to where you're going,
Because you won't know where you are.
oh and by the way fuckdamnshitassbitchcockspiel

amen you post-apocalyptic televangelist.
take me away in your tanned medallion hair, leave me for broke in an abandoned dumpsta.
lie to me, say its yellow, believe in something given from kings and queens of things ive never seen.
but first have the patience to ease it up.
let it slide.
but never, i repeat, never
let things fall by the wayside in order to acquiesce
always push on towards that one shining moment in the sun, when your creative mind will be showcased.
but beware those that'll eat your brain.
they lurk in every corner, every abandoned warehouse of the underground.
juggling disembodied fruit.
they do so merely to please themselves.
now the real question.


Shouldn't you?

on ascale of 2 to 9 bananas, i rate radiohead as 9 bananas. blowouts on rv's? -9 bananas. hearts filled up like landfills? 4 bananas.

waltdisney can suck my balls

im on spring break.
no one to eye rake.

i left a peanut butter, jelly, and banana sandwich in my locker, so im kind of psyched to see/smell the results. i hope there are maggots, at the least.
claro que si!!!!
how could i forget, i left the laundry on super instant dry, and my clothes still werent dry enough. imagine a world were everything was a little damp all the time.

its 2am good god. super monkey balls

6cds in my changer RITE NOW!!!
1. Guided by Voices- Alien Lanes
2. Radiohead - Amnesiac
3. Sparta - Wiretap Scars
4. Guided by Voices - Isolation Drills
5. Beck - Sea Change
6. The Streets - Original Pirate Material

diverse. abnormal. hip-hop?

banal sex isn't at all what it sounds like. trust me on this one, eh?

periods slept in at school::5,7,8
ill tell you how tomorrow goes with less than 5 hrs of sleep ok? ill shower tonite so i dont have to tomorrow.
ok i really started writing this to clear out the crazy but now im putting stuff up here i wouldnt normally put. like that last rant about me home life. symbolically of course. its weird knowing people, tho few, actually read this. i mean you gotta be a total sucker to think im interesting or retarded or even to think of me.
ok so now what? do we go on? are things gonna get weird? oh no i dont wanna do this same routine again OOOOO NOOOO!

all i hope is that you all know that i am staunchly anti-hippie. forever ill hate em. OHHOHOHOH!!!
i forgot to mention
i am the only person who knows a secret!!!!!
i like makin up alternate worlds in my head and imagine them being true....sometimes they make me realize how i really feel. which, as far as i know is sweet. thats not the secert, but that is what the secret stems from. alternate lives.... so sad but true

god its been forever since i poemed

i still dont know
why i am happy
when many things go so bad.
all i know
is how this makes me
and for that im forever glad.
i havent smiled
for real in ages
today i did, and i was satisfied beyond belief, merely cause it has been 6 months since i smiled for the sole reason that i was having a great day.

well i know what im givin up for Lent. bitin the fingernails. yeah wow thats a nasty habit.so if you see me doin it slap me. then turn the slap into a caress and you know the rest.

i like not eating so much....like 2 meals a day, lowfat at that and im set.....hope i dont..pass out or die or somethin.


im good like waterfalls and happy like a spring daisy...

im really happy you guys, im so glad youve been here on this grand voyage. wow, i didnt thnk id make it, and now i believe that EVERYthing is possible. yall stuck with me even when the times were hard. real hard. like the stint in prison and the daily anal raping. thanks for bein there and not profiting at all from it. you are the true friends most guys never have. and im sooo grateful for it. you loved me when i had that pituatary problem that left me with an erection all day every day in school. you playfully called me "raging boner kid" and we all laughed. now that i got all my issues worked out im so thankful for the chance ive had to really get to know and understand you guys.
Ive gotten so much more talent and you knew i always had it in me. i mean, you said so. i gotta believe that its true. hold on i gotta poop. alright. well in conclusion i just want to say how excited i am to be with you all as a group. i know we can overcome anything, even when we get caught in the whirlwinds, poor places, and the lonely island lodge. lets do it guys. lets roll.
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i thought it would be good to think that war was bad, but then i thought harder about it. listen. i just said "think" in one form or another like 3 times in that sentence, so its super important. war is gonna happen. from now until the end of time, people wont get along. best not to make a big deal about it. in this case, iraq is the little brother who has to follow the older brother's rules. he has the choice to go gladly along with it and not get hurt, or be stubborn and get smacked around a bit. yeah, the states may get beaten around a little bit, but its for the good of the rest of the world. so instead of anti-war, americans are in it for the cash, get behind the US like in ww2. we have guys goin over there who will be killed. you can't pull hippie crap on people who die. once again, i say fuck you hippies.you guys have totally fucked us, with your affirmative action and your womens liber. fuck you. oh yeah, and landon weiss.
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READ THIS YOU ANTIWAR HIPPIES!!!!!!(see above)
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its a war on war
its a war on war
like wilco!

im lost at sea;
DONT BOTHER ME!!!!
(:::not directed at anyone:::)

happy fetal birthday
18 yrs ago conception yes...

::addendum to below::
im totally not a publisher

this is oh so perfect
now we all know that when we do things that are wrong to those we love, we are forced to deal with the consequences and possibly harmful side effects. yet, we all too often overlook the fact that they are not real people, merely robots, programed to malign, slander, and possibly kill us. making you miserable is far from the worst thing they can do. they'll kill you if you let them in, i swear it. now go find a rock and smash their head in. kill them ere they kill you. in the great land of Bewildia you'll meet again. i swear it. they do exist. somewhere between.

my horoscope says ill be succesful in my profession this week, but i don't have a job... maybe it's symbolic. or maybe it's total crap

someone said this was creative, but it's not. it's only my way of lettin the pressure out of my head, and it feels really good when i do. like when giant space genitals pork softly.
buzz like a fridge, he does

God....another sleepless nite, wasted away...reading stupid speculation about worthless fiction
missed 6 good hours of sleep, no thx to this stupid thing
adieu

wow sxsw march 12-16....happens to be spring break...maybe just maybe we'll see what could happen if all chips fall right/we don't go to gay florida...crappy disneyworld how old are we for God's sake.. i mean honestly
in summary, i find this to be a droll q, q is for queso, and queso is for me!
i just found out what it was i remembered about you that i couldn't put my finger upon.. and i'm not sure i like it all that much
peppermint patty was the first lesbian cartoon character.....i agree, biyatch
i create to form a sense of order in my universe, knowing full well that no one reads or cares for me all that much.
smile, it helps to chase the sad away!