disastrophe

miles to go with alligators, masticate with you, darth vader!!!

learned to see with my third eye today, soon itll be four then who knows?!?!! i could be using your eyes or your moms and then ill look back in time in her memory to see you crappin in your pants and crying. Ill come tell you about it and stir up bad memories. You will be forced to drown your sorrows in a sea of dirty rice and a minister will try to take you into his homeless center, but youll be at your home and itll be all for naught! then ill make her come into your room late at night when your sleeping and touch you like you arent supposed to let people touch you. youll wake up and she puts a chloroformed rag over your nose and then youll wake up in a tent in the middle of the forest. two trolls come out and steal your wallet then a goat comes up and eats your shoes. you get pneumonia and die. the same goat ironically eats your guts. he gallops away and dies of skin cancer

happy chinese new year...
black history month i mean