disastrophe

the great move of 03-04. alger hiss wasnt a spy no matter what those fuckin hippies said. so like right now im ready to face those accusations head on. first of all, yes i do have a dick. hahahaha, real funny, takiing my head and photoshopping it onto an overweight woman. real clever guys. secondly, yes my dick does have funny spots all over it. i talked to my doctor and he said that was completely abnormal and he gave me meds for it. finally, its true what they say about liechty's. their weeweeteetee's do in fact bend 90 degrees to the left about halfway up. anyone who says any different is a liar.
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dancin makes me happy
when im smellin crappy
lovely lovely eyes
makes me wanna cry(s)
highway to the home(d)
where i once roamed
im a really bad poet.
so by all means suck it.
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she ordered pizza and then asked about her kids, LIKE WHO WOULDNT???